Thursday, July 30, 2015

What makes me me poem.

Wishes to have a job that earns 1 googleplex$ per hour, preferably with minimal effort.
Dreams of being the most powerful person in the universe, meaning being able to do anything I want at any time.
Wants to be a programmer for google, so that I will be able to fix google search and make apps and plugins for google
Wonders about life, as all great philosophers do.
Fears spiders.
Is afraid of spiders.
Likes video games, because they are a good way to pass the time and a way to make money.
Believes in power, because it is the only thing to get you to the top and keep you there.
Loves books and computers, because they are usually very immersive if they are good.
Plans to translate board games into chrome-cast games, so that it becomes easier to play games like hero quest, which has lots of cards and little pieces that keep getting lost.

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